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I Forgot My Wife's Birthday

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Dirk Legume, Jun 10, 2008.

  1. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I'm so glad I finished my Doritos before reading that one.
     
  2. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Standing and applauding.

    Oh, and Dirk?

    You're fucked. Lay back and enjoy it.
     
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Yeah. THAT will work.. the words "Sure. It's always MY fault." ringing in his ears as the last sound he'll ever hear
     
  4. Dirk Legume

    Dirk Legume Active Member

    Swear I was not going to do that. I was just kidding. Honest.

    I did move the vacuum out where she could get to it more easily...because it's her birthday. Seemed like a nice thing for me to do. ;D

    Nah, it's all good in the Legume hood. We are headed out to dinner with our daughter, who is claiming that's her present to mom because she is almost never around anymore. I told her she should be a little more creative and she told me "you set the bar pretty low this year"
     
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