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I Forgot My Wife's Birthday

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Dirk Legume, Jun 10, 2008.

  1. Dirk Legume

    Dirk Legume Active Member

    My wife's birthday is today, so there is still time to salvage this. We don't exchange gifts and she has recently decided she didn't want cards because "I just throw them away", so it just slipped my mind.

    So I didn't say anything about it on my radio show until there were about 15 minutes left...after someone from her office called me. So I squeezed it in, but it was obvious I had forgotten.

    I just sent an email asking if she wanted to go out to lunch and she replied "Thanks, but I have plans. Those who remembered before 8:45 (after someone from my office had to call the show) asked first. Maybe next year."

    I know I am not screwed long term, she is the best and we have been married 21 years, she is aware that I am an idiot.

    How do I salvage this? Help me SportsJournalists.com...you're my only hope.
     
  2. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Take her out to dinner, since lunch is already taken? Or, if she likes shows, maybe get her tickets to a show to surprise her.
     
  3. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    If you can, cook dinner for her. If not, perhaps cleaning up around the house might do the trick, especially if it's a difficult job that you know she hates.
     
  4. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    Get her a gift - a big one. And, if possible, have it waiting at home so it looks like the plan was for her to be surprised when she walks in the door.

    Or if she's still being a snot about it, get her some Midol. :D
     
  5. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    You're screwed.
     
  6. Rosie

    Rosie Active Member

  7. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    But not tonight.
     
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Let her upper deck you.
     
  9. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    Most definitely not tonight.

    You could try sending a male stripper to her office.
     
  10. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

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    You should know what to do.
     
  11. Walter_Sobchak

    Walter_Sobchak Active Member

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    Seriously, how do guys continuously fall for the "I don't need anything for my birthday/anniversary/Valentine's Day/Arbor Day??"
     
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  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    N-i-c-e
     
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