"I feel the need... the need for... Geritol." Top Gun sequel?

Cruise says it's "in the works."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/08/top-gun-sequel-tom-cruise_n_1136570.html

Oh, jesus. I hope they do the beach volleyball scene again, with all the guys rolling around in wheelchairs. And maybe Val Kilmer wearing a bra to contain his manboobs.

 

You've lost that bladder-control feeling,

Whoa-oa that bladder-control feeling.

 

I can see the fighter jets now...blazing along with their left turn signals blinking for no reason.

 

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

 

I bet its a reboot with Cruise now "Jester" and someone like that guy from Wall Street/Transformers as the new "Maverick."

Which means we can hope that



has lost that lovin' feeling.

 

That's REALLY depressing.

 

She has probably lost all feeling of any kind considering all the surgeries.

 

The second female lead:

 

That silhouetted love scene with Kelly McGillis is even creepier given her sexual preference and the rumors about Cruise. I think it's a safe bet they weren't thinking about each other...

So in the sequel does Cruise take on the Tom Skerritt part?

Is he the mentor for the kid who does things his way?

 

Val Kilmer!!!!!!! Someone can rescue him from the dungeon he has been living in since "The Saint" was released.

 

They're all retired, living in the same cul-de-sac and trying to prevent each other from landing their crop dusters on their lawns.

 

Pop Gun.