I f-ed up big time, aka FML

I was told you drink whiskey to mask the smell of peanut butter. Crud!

 

Keep it straight:

Use peanut butter to mask the smell of whiskey on your breath.

Use whiskey to mask the smell of peanut butter on your penis.

 

Chinatown once said peanut butter can help prevent hangovers.

 

Oh, that reminds me. Never buy crunchy peanut butter.

 

They called back. I got the second interview. Nobody mentioned the missed phone call from earlier. Guess I'm still in the running.

 

Maybe John Redcorn put in a good word.

 

There you go. Now make sure you set your alarm the night before, and make sure it's set for a.m. instead of p.m. (I've done that a few times).

Good luck.

 

When you get the job, just make sure you don't sign any government forms.

 

Without a doubt one of the most valuable lessons ever expressed on this board.

 

Glad to see you were freaking for no reason, Rusty.

 

Jerry: He overslept and missed the whole race. Isn't that amazing?

George: I'll tell you what happened. I bet he got the AM/PM mixed-up.

Jerry: My money's on the snooze. I bet he hit the snooze for an extra 5 and it never came back on. ... Imagine your whole life riding on an alarm clock.

Kramer: Alarm clocks? I never use 'em. Don't trust 'em.

Jerry: What do you do?

Kramer: I have a uh...mental alarm. I set my head for... quarter to seven and... :op!:: ...I get up!

 

Good for you, Rusty. Go get 'em.

Oh, and make sure that your fly is zipped during the interview. Might not hurt to check it often. You know how fickle zippers can be.