I don't understand ...

... how to bet on racehorses.
... trading on the stockmarket.
... how someone can rank Oklahoma ahead of Texas in the Top 25 since Texas won head to head.

 

... How certain people are already thinking about "being together" when they only met someone, quote, a few nights ago

 

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Her words, not mine.

 

KY, weren't you "fluttering" over some other girl you'd just met a couple weeks ago?

 

Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly


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On topic:

... why ficus trees are so expensive.

... why Michelle Obama wore that ugly red dress.

... how come the guys you think have that, don't really have that.

 

Eh. I heeded your advice for once.

 

Will it ever stop?


(works both on the lyricjack and as a reply to KY)

 

... why we have to have two solid months of "the holidays." Come on, people, we only have 12 months in a year. Must we make two of them stressful and cranky and egg-noggy?

 

Yo, I don't know.

 

Oh, Cadet...things can't be both cranky AND egg-noggy! If you drink enough of that crap, you won't remember being cranky.

 

... how people can drink egg-nog. 8)

 

with rum. Plenty of rum.