I don't understand ...

Ding ding ding. Never understood that myself ...

 

... and why people on this board can't be at least a bit respectful of others. It's not really that hard.

 

... why you have to make a "football move" to be considered possession on a fumble but you don't need to to be considered possession near the sidelines or in the end zone.

... why it takes so long to get the first unemployment check.

... why I like all tomato-based products but can't stand tomatoes.

... how Illinois can lose to Western Michigan.

... why I like you and you like me isn't enough.

... why we aren't more into nuclear energy.

... why I love singing even though I can't sing a note.

... why xkcd doesn't update more.

... how anyone can listen to country music.

... how I can seem to be the only one who knows all the words to Ice Ice Baby.

... why the above fact doesn't get me more girls.

 

Good point. So true.

 

A.) SO not true. We Ice-jack at least 5 threads a year. A line a poster.

B.) I can do the whole song in 45 seconds.

 

Second this.

 

Alright stop. Collaborate and listen

 

The whole cyber dating thing.

People who watch cars turn left and call it a sport.

Drinking bad wine.

The whole grappling with turn signals thing.

Lots of things that involve electronic gadgets.

 

... How Tennessee can lose to Wyoming, at home no less

... How a certain girl I like likes me (one I met a few nights ago), but we can't be together for reasons known only to her and maybe one other person

... How Chase can mess up my credit when the damn car payment was in on time

... People who don't use turn signals

 

Ice is back with a brand new invention.

 

Something grabs a hold of me tightly