I don't understand ...

How's fatherhood, daddy?

 

... people who like to yell.

... Catholic guilt.

... women who go to college with the sole intent of earning a husband, not a degree.

 

A dream and a nightmare, all at once.

 

Isn't there a movie about that? ;D

 

! My first friend in the dorms at college claimed she was there for her "mrs." degree. ended up single and staying for a masters program in some sort of chem-bio-complicated science-ness. ;D

 

Science-ness? Awesome.

 

It was something really uber techy and i can't remember the name of it.

 

... Chinese.

 

...has never been in my kitchen.

 

... why my batting average for putting a fitted sheet on a bed the right way the first time is approximately .050.

I swear to God, the fitted sheet always trips me up, damn them and their Sphinx-like enigmatic elasticity.

... why people watch HBO's Cathouse. OK I understand one reason, but when people watch this show, does anyone give a fuck that whores can't cook breakfast or that one of them can play the french horn? A real french horn that is.

The show doesn't just de-mystify sex, it makes it boring.

 

I DON'T UNDERSTAND CATHOLIC GUILT EITHER, BUT I HAVE PLENTY TO SPARE!

 

I watched it once while talking to my nymph friend online. She kept saying, "Mike, this isn't the type of show you think it is. ..."

She was absolutely right.