I don't think I look like a serial killer...

Maybe the girlfriend got spooked and badgered him into going the other way.






That's right, assfucks, a serious answer from your pal Clever. Suck on it. Suck on it hard.

 

You know what? That's what I figured. I suspect I was being WAAAAY too nice or something.

 

I don't know, Boom. Maybe it was the wrench in my left hand and the hammer in my right. Who knows?

BTW, is that your Hummer bumper sticker?

 

good point.

and you pick up bonus points for the proper use of the word assfuck.

 

If they were Americans, especially if they were from the north, they were probably blown away by how nice you were being. Blown away and freaked out.

 

No better use than as a noun.

 

Perhaps she did not like your bumper sticker

 

You know, if you wore you're Wendy Clark Leafs jersey, I could see how you scared him off, but he'd never mistake you for a killer.

 

Well, except the guy was, like, a visible minority. You know Asian or something like that

Do Americans have these? I mean other than Mexicans.

 

No. We all look the same. Canada has all the visible minorities.

 

We have them, all kinds really, but we only allow them out to win gold medals and other assorted athletic competitions.