I don't remember the teacher doing THAT...

Let us all take this lesson from what we've learned from both this teacher and the brunette from Gossip Girl: Sex and loaded camcorders do not mix.

 

Not that I've asked, but there's a reason the queen has always had a "no cameras" clause in her contract.

 

Did a double-take when I saw that poin didn't start this thread.

 

I don't feel tardy.

 

You watch Gossip Girl? Ab. Ject. Fail.

 

Apparently, the CBS affiliate there got the footage. Type "teacher" for the category search.

http://cbs13.com/video?id=53890@kovr.dayport.com

 

Poindexter has no idea why he just woke up with morning wood at 12:23 PST.

 

Not that I mind, but was it really necessary to show the scene four times in the 2 minute segment?

 

Poin's domain is teachers having sex WITH students, not giving students homemade sex tapes.

 

How on earth does something like that get edited in to a DVD? And since when do elementary school teachers give kids DVDs to take home for the summer?

Crap, school sure has changed a lot since I was a student. Back then, the big no-nos were talking in the halls and chewing gum. Now it's loaded guns, meth and sexually explicit DVDs.

 

The DVD thing is the modern-day equivalent of the yearbook.

 

Was she with Sanford in the clip?