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I don't believe ... what I just saw!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Bubbler, May 23, 2008.

  1. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    He started a new job as a door-to-door vibrator salesman...
     
  2. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Alley, we just don't talk about them in front of men, generally, except on here where we post links to the Rabbit.
     
  3. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    He opened the drawer in his wife's/girlfriend's night stand.
     
  4. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    I say recently...guess I should have said since 2005, when my second wife and I split. In the ensuing three years, I've dated WAY more women than I had in my previous 34 years of life.
     
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    And they've all said, "Eh, guess I hafta settle for the vibra...oh, you haven't left?"
     
  6. lono

    lono Active Member

    Yes, but does the raccoon have a vibrator?
     
  7. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Man...I knew I'd opened the floodgates when I posted that response.

    Y'know, though? I like it.

    And Dools, it's actually been more a case of "Say hello to my little friend!"
     
  8. Sxysprtswrtr

    Sxysprtswrtr Active Member

    Little? ha!

    :)
     
  9. Lieslntx

    Lieslntx Active Member

    Until recently, I would have responded with TMI. But, yeah, not so much anymore.
     
  10. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    I love ya', Sxy. You're awesome!
     
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Sxy's all about the esteem-building
     
  12. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    I guess Rags has never been to my house.

    And the commercial that got me was the his and her KY jelly. That one creeped me out.
     
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