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I can't believe this happened to Penthouse ...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Jan 16, 2016.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Another icon of my masturbatory youth bites the dust.
    Playboy's sluttier, trailer trash cousin Penthouse is shutting down its print edition and going digital.
    First Playboy ditches the nudes and puts the mansion up for sale, now this. Finding an old tablet full of porn in your dad's closet just doesn't have the same nostalgic ring to it.

    Penthouse to shutter print magazine, go digital
  2. I Should Coco

    I Should Coco Well-Known Member

    Traci Lords ... wow, the good ol' days of pron!
  3. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Masturbatory Youth is a great name for a grunge band.
  4. Twirling Time

    Twirling Time Well-Known Member

    Always thought it was a medical magazine because of all the hatchet wounds they showed.
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  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    LOL. Beautiful hatchet wounds too.

    And what was with that jewelry on each model? I think it was a key. I thought the models were The Gatekeepers and we men The Master Of The Key.
  6. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Your fumbling around to find the keyhole might not go over too well.
  7. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Bringing back bad memories. "That's not it!" "Wrong hole!"
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  8. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    But enough about Lena Dunham.
  9. cyclingwriter2

    cyclingwriter2 Active Member

    I always thought of Penthouse as the Nouveau riche cousin. Wanted to be classy, but often failed hilariously. Hustler was the trailer cash cousin and they all knew they were related to Screw, but not sure how or why. Puritan was the European cousin, who sent strange Christmas photos.
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  10. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Damn you!
  11. Neutral Corner

    Neutral Corner Well-Known Member

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  12. Donnie in his element

    Donnie in his element Well-Known Member

    Where's Club in the family tree?
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