I cannot stand Rachael Harris.

I'm watching "I Love The 80s," and she's turning up, like, every third statement.

I do not care for Rachael Harris.

She is not funny.

She is not smart.

She is not hot.

Get her off my television. Please.

 

Who is she? [/no idea who most celebrities are]

 

I don't blame you in the least for not knowing her name. She's one of these new "faux celebrities" made by VH1. Like Michael Ian Black and Mo "Gag Me With A Spoon" Rocca and that Sparks guy from "Queer As Folk."

 

She does those rice cake commercials too. I don't find her funny either.

 

I like the look.

 

I have liked that sort of look in the past.

But there is something I can't put my finger on that makes her distasteful to me.

 

I have no quarrel with Mo Rocca. He was hilarious on The Daily Show.

 

Also funny on Wait, Wait and Iron Chef. But he has become a complete psuedo-celeb.

So, no beef, just the realization that he's a post-modern Bruce Villanch.

Michael Ian Black was on The State, so he pretty much gets a lifetime pass, in my estimation.

 

Michael Ian Black was also on "Ed," that combined with "The State" gives him a free pass for me.

"Aww yeah, that's $240 worth of pudding."

Harris isn't bad on "The Underbelly" on ABC, a cute little show that my wife watches.

 

You are all disinvited from my VH1 TV watching party.

I cannot stand Rachael Harris.

Shrewish. That's the word I was hunting. SHREWISH.

 

Couldn't pass it up.