"I can take it if you can."

"A lot of guys (on the list) are past their primes."
"Most of these guys didn't have a prime."
"This guy here is dead!"
"Cross him off the list."

 

So close...and yet...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0097815/quotes

 

I luff this movie.

Not enough to take Jobu's rum, though.

 

'Tis very bad.

 

That's very big of you.

I wouldn't watch a movie about the Pirates, no matter how funny it was.

 

What if a bat flew into the stands and conked me in the head?

 

I'd watch that on constant loop. But none of the rest of the movie.

 

You wouldn't be a big fan of the original Angels in the Outfield then.

 

Now there's a DVR ad waiting to happen.

 

You put snot on the ball?

 

Fixed

 

I haven't got an arm like you do, I have to put anything on it I can find, someday you will to.