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I can haz modr8or jorb, plz?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Diabeetus, Jan 14, 2009.

  1. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Y cannt eye b mod-e, 2?


    4got - kneed refrensz. All halp uhpreesheated.
  2. playthrough

    playthrough Moderator Staff Member

    Pay is better than an mlb.com internship.
  3. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    $8 an hour, eh? I already earn twice that here.
  4. KJIM

    KJIM Well-Known Member

    Damn you, Diabeetus. I was eating macaroni when I read that. I got to the "cat ownership is NOT required" and about ruined my laptop.

    Any idea how hard Dells are to replace in Morocco?

    How the heck did you come across that, anyway?

    I don't guess I qualify. I don't have thick enough Internet skins.
  5. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Mi pal Stan sendz 2 me. Knowz econme iz ruff write now. Alwayz halps.
  6. luckyducky

    luckyducky Guest

    I kan haz jobb, but i livez in rong stait.

  7. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    4 yur considrashun:

  8. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    It also says you can't live in Oregon or Washington.
  9. luckyducky

    luckyducky Guest

    sc = knot fail.
  10. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    Mayb I practiss workn 4 them! Ha!
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    when did you get the raise?
  12. Matt1735

    Matt1735 Well-Known Member

    You misread the fine print on the contract Webby sent you. It read "8 hours per dollar," not "8 dollars per hour"

    Also, Webby only pays that rate after you have volunteered for 72 hours in a week, taken a 30-hour furlough during the same week and then filled out the appropriate forms in triplicate.
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