I can haz modr8or jorb, plz?

Y cannt eye b mod-e, 2?

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/wri/991799793.html

4got - kneed refrensz. All halp uhpreesheated.

 

Damn you, Diabeetus. I was eating macaroni when I read that. I got to the "cat ownership is NOT required" and about ruined my laptop.

Any idea how hard Dells are to replace in Morocco?

How the heck did you come across that, anyway?

I don't guess I qualify. I don't have thick enough Internet skins.

 

Mi pal Stan sendz 2 me. Knowz econme iz ruff write now. Alwayz halps.

 

I kan haz jobb, but i livez in rong stait.

 

4 yur considrashun:

 

It also says you can't live in Oregon or Washington.

 

sc = knot fail.

 

Mayb I practiss workn 4 them! Ha!

 

when did you get the raise?

 

You misread the fine print on the contract Webby sent you. It read "8 hours per dollar," not "8 dollars per hour"

Also, Webby only pays that rate after you have volunteered for 72 hours in a week, taken a 30-hour furlough during the same week and then filled out the appropriate forms in triplicate.