I am soooo f--king mortified right now

My parents WISH I looked like that! A big red X!!!

 

Nice pic.. the docksiders and white knee socks scream "I'M BYH!! BEAT ME MORE SENSELESS THAN I AM!"

 

Fixed. Wiseass.

 

That is OUTSTANDING...and closer to the truth than I should admit. I used to wear awful striped socks high up to my nuts, just like my dawg Michael Cooper (hi Stormy!).

 

To this day I hate those fucking high socks.

I had one too. In fact, I just came across a photo from HS football & there was all the hair. Good lord...

 

BTW -- Note to anyone currently rocking the mohawk/fauxhawk: You are the mulletheads of the next generation.

Yes, you are.

 

So, what's the problem, again?

 

Hustle is Sofa King pissed.

 

Let me state for the record I do not, nor have ever had a mullet.

Slappy mentioned skullets: I HAVE worked with someone who sported one. Fro skullet, as a matter of fact, as I've mentioned on here a few times.

BYH: I know where you grew up. Thank your fucking lucky stars it wasn't where I did.

If any of this makes no sense, I apologize for drinking my face off tonight. "Drink some water," my wife said. So here I am, typing carefully, pressing the backspace key 50 times a minute, just to make something f--king legible.

Like it's taken 5 mins. just to type this damn reply. Screw you, Yuengling and Evolution 11.

 

I'm calling bullshit. That is not a Billy Squire t-shirt.

 

Fixed.

And thanks for posting the pic. That skit is exactly what I thought of when I saw the thread title.

 

Remember, mullets were an improvement over the previous status quo: