I am Jack's out-of-control consumer impulse

He didn't do anything to make that house on Paper Street more of a home, which it what it would seem I am doing. Shit, he blew up 10 buildings, leaving decidedly fewer things in the world.

 

At the risk of switching movies, just look out for that Chinese guy who breaks in and pees on your rug while you're in the tub.

 

Chicks dig a good hard shag

 

They have us doing jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need.

 

So what you're saying, Clever, is that the rug doesn't really tie the room together.

Dang, ArnoldBabar beat me to a Lebowski reference.

 

Yeah, Baby!

 

I might only have 2,876 posts, but they are all spot-on, laser-focused witticisms.

 

i hate to mention this mr. spot-on, but you have 2,877 posts. not so fucking smart now, are you?

 

I hope you had a 20% off coupon to use at BBB. They send them every 2 weeks here in Pittsburgh. If you want to PM me, I'll send you a bunch for your next contribution to keeping the economy going.

And yes, us woman will appreciate the rug in the bathroom.

 

and fuck, you appreciate cream cheese but the next chick doesn't.

it's all hit and miss with these dames.

 

I like cream cheese, Tomas.

 

You're obviously depressed!

http://www.enews20.com/news_Study_Depression_Leads_To_Egocentrism_Which_Augments_Money_Spending_05725.html