I’m not saying it’s aliens ...

Alien: "Take us to your leader."
(alien is brought to the Oval Office)
Alien: "No, seriously, take us to your leader."

 

Belinda Carlisle got excited for a second.

 

"Where's the salt.....where's the gawt damn salt?"

 

Are you looking for your lost shaker of salt? If so, you may be in Margaritaville.

 

Come on, people. Not this yet?

 

Just never admit it might be your fault. Here, you always blame soccer.

 

"Oumuamua may be a fully operational pgrobe sent intentionally to Earth vicinity by an alien civilization," they wrote in the paper, which has been submitted to the Astrophysical Journal Letters.

The theory is based on the object's "excess acceleration," or its unexpected boost in speed as it traveled through and ultimately out of our solar system in January.

Looks like they did a drive-by, then said, "JFC, let's get away from this dump. Warp speed, Zog!"

 

For some reason, when I look at this picture, I see this.

 

Maybe it’s headed toward Monica Lewinsky.

 

Well, it zoomed out of the solar system at high speed.