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Hypothetical Situation

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by DEB, Oct 4, 2007.

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  1. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Call and offer to pay him for them. That ought to do the trick.
     
    BigDog, Oct 4, 2007
    #13
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Man, I was so not expecting a normal answer. :D
     
    dooley_womack1, Oct 4, 2007
    #14
  3. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    Yum, canolis....now I am starving....
     
    Cansportschick, Oct 4, 2007
    #15
  4. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Ask and you shall receive ...

    Remove all petals from the roses. Sprinkle on bed. Photograph yourself getting impaled by your regular fuckbuddy. Send him the photo with a post-it note, "Thanks for the roses. Send some lube next time."

    That better?
     
    BigDog, Oct 4, 2007
    #16
  5. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Order is restored in the universe...whew!
     
    dooley_womack1, Oct 4, 2007
    #17
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I didn't give your wife roses till after that either....


    No. 3
     
    slappy4428, Oct 4, 2007
    #18
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Slaps, your wife gave me roses. 8)
     
    dooley_womack1, Oct 4, 2007
    #19
  8. spup1122

    spup1122 Guest

    Might be post of the day and it's still early.
     
    spup1122, Oct 4, 2007
    #20
  9. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    These problems are easily avoided with arranged marriages, you know.
     
    The Big Ragu, Oct 4, 2007
    #21
  10. Kaylee

    Kaylee Member

    Being a guy, I'm not very well versed in such things.

    However, if yellow roses are for friendship, and red roses are for romance, find whatever color roses signify a desire to obtain dick from outside sources. Send bouquet.
     
    Kaylee, Oct 4, 2007
    #22
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I think that's mauve or fuschia.
     
    dooley_womack1, Oct 4, 2007
    #23
  12. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Depends how far along I am in the launch sequence.
     
    BigDog, Oct 4, 2007
    #24
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