Husband spots wife working in brothel

I don't think she could have worked at the Plain-Dealer, slappy. She's from Poland.

Well, maybe in the Parma bureau.

 

Shouldn't he have been entitled to a freebie?
He shoulda said, "Hell, I've had that one, and it ain't that great. How bout you, honey?"

 

Don't give up hope, Ace. One of these days, they are going to HAVE to hire you.

Like when everyone else has turned them down.

 

Wasn't this plotline also one of the opening scenes of "True Lies" with Arnold and Jamie Lee Curtis?

 

I was hoping that line would show its face.

 

It would have been great if he ducked out before she saw him and then pulled an Oran Juice Jones on her ass when she got home.

Hey hey baby how ya doin' come on in here
Got some hot chocolate on the stove waiting for you
Listen first things first let me hang up the coat
Yeah how was your day today
Did you miss me
You did? Yeah? I missed you too
I missed you so much I followed you today
That's right now close your mouth
'Cause you cold busted
Now just sit down here, sit down here
I'm so upset with you I don't know what to do
You know my first impulse was to run up on you
And do a Rambo
I was about to jam you and flat blast both of you
But I didn't wanna mess up this thirt-seven hundred dollar lynx coat
So instead I chilled -- That's right chilled
I called up the bank and took out every dime.
Than I cancelled all your credit cards...
I stuck you up for every piece of jewelery I ever bought you!
Don't go lookin' in that closet 'cause everything you came here with is packed up and waiting for you in the guest room. What were you thinking? You don't mess with the Juice!
I gave you silk suits, blue diamonds and gucci handbags.
I gave you things you couldn't even pronounce!
But now I can't give you nothing but advice.
Cause you're still young, yeah, you're young.
And you're gonna find somebody like me one of these days . . .
Until then, you know what you gotta do?
You gotta get on outta here with that alley-cat-coat-wearing, punch-bucket-shoe-wearing crumbcake I saw you with. Cause you dismissed!
That's right, Silly rabbit, tricks are made for kids, don't you know that. You without me is like corn flakes without the milk! This is my world. You're just a squirrel trying to get a nut! Now get on outta
here. Scat! Don't touch that coat...

 

that was better than great, WI. that was post. of. the. day.

nice work, expendable. i tip my cap.