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Husband spots wife working in brothel

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Batman, Jan 9, 2008.

  1. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

  2. StormSurge

    StormSurge Active Member

    "What are you doing here?"

    "What are YOU doing here?"
  3. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    Yes it was from a sitcom, but not from the '80s. It was taken directly from the Electric Boogaloo episode of the Singing Nun.
  4. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Could be worse.

    She could have been working at a newspaper.
  5. alleyallen

    alleyallen Guest

    It could have been MUCH worse. She could've landed him as a John!
  6. John

    John Well-Known Member

    I resent that.
  7. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    I once had a bitch named Mandy May
    Used to be up in them guts like everyday
    The pussy was the bomb, had a nigga on sprung
    I was in love like a muthafucka lickin' the protung
    The homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good
    But I'm the maniac in black, Mr. Snoop Eastwood
    So I figure niggaz wouldn't trip with mine
    Guess what? Got gaffled by one time
    I'm back to the muthafuckin' county jail
    6 months on my chest, now it's time to bail
    I get's released on a hot sunny day
    My nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre
    Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got news
    Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues
    I ain't been out a second
    And already gotta do some muthafuckin chin checkin
    Move up the block as we groove down the block
    See my girl's house, Dre, pass the glock
    Kick in the do', I look on the flo'
    It's my little cousin Daz and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo
    I uncocked my shit...I'm heart-broke but I'm still loc'ed
    Man, fuck that bitch!
  8. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    That was her previous job.
  9. expendable

    expendable Well-Known Member

    The story went on to say that both husband and wife like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain.
  10. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Started reading that in limerick time, until I realized it was a rap song. It almost holds up that way until the end.
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Poor guy. Now he know why the wife was freezing him out, saying that sleeping with him was too much like work.
  12. The Big Ragu

    The Big Ragu Moderator Staff Member

    Yeah. Snoop Dog song. Only reason I know it is that Ben Folds (nerdy white guy) did a ridiculous cover of it, in which he plays the piano and raps/sings it real slowly, complete with the dorky white-guy voice. It's parody, but I saw an interview with Folds, in which he said he heard the original and was taken aback by how universal the theme is, whether it's a folk singer or a gangsta rapper -- all guys deal with the same crap from women. This is just the gangsta rapper version of getting screwed over by a woman (who we all know are the spawn of Satan).

    Although when you refer to your women as hoes, and treat them that way, one might argue that it really isn't the same thing...

    If you get a chance listen to the Ben Folds version. It's kind of funny, if you don't get offended by such lyrics (which are really demeaning to women).
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