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Hurt Booty?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by HandsomeHarley, Oct 8, 2007.

  1. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    Could they have worded this a little better?

    From ESPN.com:

    Hurt Booty not sure if he'll start USC's next game
     
  2. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    Fractured Ass?
     
  3. USC sports-information director Sir Mixalot had no comment.
     
  4. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    "Hurt Booty to sit on his ass Saturday"
     
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    Good thing the two USC's aren't playing this week. Then the headline would be:

    "Booty exposed for Cocks"
     
  6. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    "Trojans stuck without Booty"
     
  7. Mayfly

    Mayfly Active Member

    Well boots didn't post for a while, so maybe he was out in southern California.
     
  8. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    Someone at ESPN.com must be on the board. They changed the headline:

    USC's Booty unsure if he'll start with broken finger
     
  9. Hammer Pants

    Hammer Pants Active Member

    If he'd hurt someone's else's finger, it could have said...

    Booty causes broken finger
     
  10. Beaker

    Beaker Active Member

    Not quite the same comic value, but after SC's upset Saturday, SI.com's headline was "Busted Trojans"
     
  11. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    I like that better, actually. Nothing inspires a more fearful response than a Busted Trojan.
     
  12. HandsomeHarley

    HandsomeHarley Well-Known Member

    ESPN.com's latest USC headline:

    USC's Booty hurting

    Well, they did get their asses beat by Stanford.
     
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