Hunting Deer Like Napoleon Once Did.

Not defending, explaining. Some people might think hunting deer with dogs involves pitbulls tearing the deer to pieces.

As one of the few hunters on this board, I was just clearing that up.

 

The Kaiser was partial to elk.

 

OK. That's fair enough.

 

Hunting deer with dogs sounds a lot more sporting, fun and fulfilling than huddling in a tree stand and waiting for one to wander past.

 

When hunting for Starbuck's drinkers, it's much more sporting to shoot at them as they leave the store (after the caffeine has begun to kick in) than as they enter the store.

 

In Kentucky, you can use an Uzi for hunting.

 

Don't you mean huntin'?

 

One a day? Most hunters are lucky to kill two or three a season.

 

I think this must be one of the best lines I've read on the internet.

 

C'mon, sig.
You've got to start with the fundamentals.

 

sig I figured you as member of PETA and not someone who would have a laugh at the expense of a poor deer.

 

I used to know a guy who hunted deer with a bow and arrow. He maintained that guys hunting with guns were rank amateurs.