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Humans not only primates that pay for pleasure

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Cansportschick, Jan 5, 2008.

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  1. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/20080105/monkey_sex_080105/20080105?hub=TopStories

    I love the quote, "And when the female supply is higher, the male spends less time on grooming...The mating becomes cheaper depending on the market."

    I never knew there were male monkey gigolos!
     
    Cansportschick, Jan 5, 2008
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  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    "monkey_sex" is the best thing I have ever seen in a URL
     
    dooley_womack1, Jan 5, 2008
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  3. spaceman

    spaceman Active Member

    that's why they call them the bride and groom.
     
    spaceman, Jan 5, 2008
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  4. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    Dude, if my boyfriend spends time giving me a massage or running his fingers through my hair or doing laundry? Damn straight I'm more likely to sleep with him. :D
     
    imjustagirl2, Jan 5, 2008
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  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    So all I have to do is brush some girl's hair and I'm golden?
     
    mike311gd, Jan 5, 2008
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  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    No, the rules don't apply to you. If you were a primate, you'd still be Miked.
     
    dooley_womack1, Jan 5, 2008
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  7. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    3 x 0 is still zero, Mikey. :) :D ;D
     
    buckweaver, Jan 5, 2008
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  8. imjustagirl2

    imjustagirl2 New Member

    That is gold.
     
    imjustagirl2, Jan 5, 2008
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  9. jakewriter82

    jakewriter82 Active Member

    I wonder what the intelligent design folks think of this story.
    No proof of evolution here!
     
    jakewriter82, Jan 5, 2008
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  10. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Oh. Well ... fuck.

    And, dools, I hope that catches on. It's all I've got going for me.
     
    mike311gd, Jan 5, 2008
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  11. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    That's apparently the story of my life. :-X
     
    D-3 Fan, Jan 5, 2008
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  12. Cansportschick

    Cansportschick Active Member

    I almost died at work when I saw that URL. That is why I couldn't resist posting this up on SJ.
    As long as you don't use a toilet snake, I think you're in the gold promise land ;D
     
    Cansportschick, Jan 7, 2008
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