HPV: Not just causing cancer in women

You can't afford me.

 

I've got a mug full of change and a pocket full of dreams.

 

I don't accept change. I do, however, accept credit cards.

 

Uh ... where would I, you know ... swipe the card?

 

Sigh. No swipping. You just hand it over and let me use it buy shoes after we're done. Duh!

 

Oh. Well, not only is that easier to envision, but it'd be a lot less awkward.

 

Well, I could have a credit card scanner built into my ass, but it'd be uncomfortable.

 

It's probably act as quite a bump in the road -- no pun intended -- on your weight-loss quest, too. All of the sudden, there's another eight pounds on the scale, all because some loser wants to swipe a credit card in your back crevice. It just doesn't seem logical.

 

Yea, that'd be like all the weight I've lost so far this year too. That'd be dumb. Probably best that I just buy shoes with the credit cards.

 

Hi. This is called bullshit. The vaccine is available in America, and, if we had universal health insurance, as Britain does, every girl would be provided the option of being vaccinated for free in two years. Sadly, it costs $400 - which some people don't have - because the drug company that makes it feels the need to make a profit off preventing cancer.

Jesus has nothing to do with any of this.

 

HPV never just affected women--in men it causes big nasty venereal warts. Very lovely white warts that are highly contagious. Easily removed. See a doctor.

 

Flash, mine wasn't cryotherapy. He put some vinegar stuff up in there, gave me a colposcopy and then took a biopsy. No numbing, no nothing. Said "you'll feel a light scraping."

It was the most pain I've ever gone through in my entire life. And I was hundreds of miles from anyone that knew me.