How To Write Dull About Sex

http://lefarkins.blogspot.com/2007/02/perhaps-too-long.html

Smart people once told me that Paglia wasn't the screaming geek she always appeared to be to me.
Smart people were wrong.
God, that theorizing is enough to make me celibate.

 

Yeah, when I see a big set of choppers on a woman, my immediate thought is "great oral sex."

As a matter of fact, that big old paper cutter in the corner of our office is making me kind of randy even as I type this.

The fact that Paglia was all the rage for a few minutes back in the 90s shows how truly dumb "intellectuals" can be.

 

I had a bitch drag a tooth one time. That was one time too many.

 

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That's great stuff from someone who is either completely clueless or desparately grasping at straws.

After considering all of it, though, I have come to a better understanding of why thick, puffy lips are so attractive. Let me say that I have a new appreciation for Angelina.