How to throw an outstanding bachelor party

Been given the honor of helping coordinate one. What is needed to make one swing and what can we do without?

 

No hookers, Stanley!

 

I am passing on the layup...

 

I never pass on the bunny, slap.

 

Here's mine in a nutshell:

1) Rented an RV/coach/Limo thing (it sat 18 people, came with a fridge, bathroom and sink)
2) Got several tickets to local MLB game with afternoon start time - which happened to be a Fox game of the week
3) Headed to the game early, tailgated listening to music we grew up with, laughed our asses off
4) Had a throwing/pitching contest in the pitching/radar cage thing - while already buzzing of course. It ended with us throwing opposite hand and laughing harder
5) Got drunk(er) throughout game, enjoyed game and weather
6) Went for all-you-can-buffet at local Casino
7) Did some gambling
8) Did some bar hopping - hitting all our old haunts
9) Strip joints, strip joints, strip joints - for about two hours
10) Headed home after wheeling through McDonalds for late-night food
11) All passed out with 40-year-old Virgin playing

I paid for nothing. Had a blast. Stayed safe (with a driver, no hookers, no hanky panky)

 

Marge, did you hear that? She called me a baboon. A baboon. The harriest, smelliest, ugliest animal ever.

Edit: Ooops, this was meant for BYH's Simpsons thread. DOH!

 

I like it.