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How to throw an outstanding bachelor party

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by boots, Jun 28, 2007.

  1. boots

    boots New Member

    Been given the honor of helping coordinate one. What is needed to make one swing and what can we do without?
  2. OTD

    OTD Active Member


    No hookers, Stanley!
  3. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I am passing on the layup...
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest


    I never pass on the bunny, slap.
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  5. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    Here's mine in a nutshell:

    1) Rented an RV/coach/Limo thing (it sat 18 people, came with a fridge, bathroom and sink)
    2) Got several tickets to local MLB game with afternoon start time - which happened to be a Fox game of the week
    3) Headed to the game early, tailgated listening to music we grew up with, laughed our asses off
    4) Had a throwing/pitching contest in the pitching/radar cage thing - while already buzzing of course. It ended with us throwing opposite hand and laughing harder
    5) Got drunk(er) throughout game, enjoyed game and weather
    6) Went for all-you-can-buffet at local Casino
    7) Did some gambling
    8) Did some bar hopping - hitting all our old haunts
    9) Strip joints, strip joints, strip joints - for about two hours
    10) Headed home after wheeling through McDonalds for late-night food
    11) All passed out with 40-year-old Virgin playing

    I paid for nothing. Had a blast. Stayed safe (with a driver, no hookers, no hanky panky)
  6. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    Marge, did you hear that? She called me a baboon. A baboon. The harriest, smelliest, ugliest animal ever.

    Edit: Ooops, this was meant for BYH's Simpsons thread. DOH!
  7. boots

    boots New Member

    I like it.
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