How to stop school violence: Arm the teachers

http://news.aol.com/topnews/articles/_a/lawmaker-wants-teachers-to-carry-guns/20061215114909990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

Honest to God, how the hell do these jackoffs convince people to vote for them?

This might sound like a good idea to someone under the age of, oh, 10. But pretty much every person above that age who isn't mildly retarded or possesses even a shred of common sense can immediately spot the problems.

I mean, son of a bitch.

 

Nuns With Guns!

 

Well, they did show the King of the Hill episode on FX yesterday where Peggy spanked a kid and then used a paddle to scare here Spanish students into obedience. So if it works for a cartoon character and a piece of wood, I don't see why it wouldn't hold at LEAST as true for a real-life teacher and a .44.

I before E except after C, mothaFUCKA! *blast*

 

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