How to not succeed in business after really trying

http://www.nysun.com/article/41125?access=494791 (via The Obscure Store)

Thousands of Ivy Leaguers circulate their resumes each year to New York's investment banks, but few garner as much attention as Aleksey Vayner, who last week submitted an 11-page resume and video to UBS's human resources department.

By the week's end, the Yale University senior's video had raised scores of eyebrows and sparked much laughter in nearly every firm on Wall Street.

Mr. Vayner identifies himself on his resume as a multi-sport professional athlete, the CEO of two companies, and an investment adviser. The video depicts him lifting a 495-pound weight, serving a tennis ball at 140 miles an hour, and ballroom dancing with a scantily clad female. Finally, Mr. Vayner emerges enrobed in a white karate suit and breaks six bricks in one fell swoop.

Watch the video yourself: http://www.dealbreaker.com/2006/10/how_not_to_apply_for_a_job_in.php

 

Not enough time spent on the ballroom dancing.

 

How dare he besmirch the memory of Rodomir Kovacevik like that!

 

That was more than embarrassing.

 

He was a model, too!

Possible NSFW: http://72.14.253.104/search?q=cache:1sTVzDMOnb4J:www.modelmayhem.com/member.php%3Fid%3D130163+%22aleksey+vayner%22&hl=en&gl=us&ct=clnk&cd=8

 

Wait a second. You can't hire yourself! Unless you're a CEO already. So, I guess, congrats on the new hire, Ragu.