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How old are you?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by PhilaYank36, May 10, 2007.

  1. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    25, though my body feels more like 52
  2. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    31 today!
  3. bostonbred

    bostonbred Guest

  4. Cadet

    Cadet Guest

    Happy Birthday, SSM!

    I'm much too young to feel this damn old.
  5. mltru2tx

    mltru2tx Member

  6. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    Thanks Cadet.

    I'm not a big birthday guy. Just another day, always has been for me. Although, I decided to treat myself to an MLB game this year.
  7. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Happy birthday, SSM

  8. LiveStrong

    LiveStrong Active Member

  9. bydesign77

    bydesign77 Active Member

    hit the big 3-0 this february
  10. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    If I'd know, I'd have started a "Happy Birthday, SoSueMe" thread.

    Happy birthday!

    And I'm 31, although the shoe saleslady yesterday thought I was shopping for prom shoes. Like a teenage can walk as well as I do in heels.
  11. SoSueMe

    SoSueMe Active Member

    Thanks SC! Save it for next year. I'm still relatively new on this board. Not sure I deserve my own thread yet!
  12. Piotr Rasputin

    Piotr Rasputin New Member

    The details of my life are quite inconsequential, really . . . . . .

    Very well, where do I begin?
    My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery.
    My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet.
    My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament...
    My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really.
    At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Wilma ritualistically shaved my testicles — there really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's quite breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

    OK, I'm 32.
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