How not to keep a job

Reminds me of a great Matt Groening cartoon from Work is Hell:

"How to Kill 8 Hours a Day and Still Keep Your Job"

Sample:
3 Questions to ask yourself:
Have I checked my work?
Have I double-checked my work?
Have I triple-checked my work?

 

Wow. People at my paper just play solitaire.

 

Oh, the irony of this thread

 

Had a Biz writer at our place years ago who was writing a book on his work computer and saving it in our system.

He later quit, went to Vanderbilt to work on his master's degree, and is now a lawyer, last I heard.

 

Local newspaper article with more details: http://desmoinesregister.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070119/NEWS10/301190003/1001

 

And, sadly, I bet somehow she'll end up with a better job because of the press this has gotten.

Dammit, I should have been less productive!

 

Cue Claude Rains ...

 

I do the same, but I delete my thoughts every day for fear of ending up like this dumb ass.

 

WSKY,

Be careful with that. Some companies can monitor not only what Internet pages their employees view, but what keystrokes the employees make as well.