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How much would you bid for Jessica Biel?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by spnited, Jul 20, 2006.

  1. Overrated

    Overrated Guest

  2. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    The young man in a dark, striped suit, with close-cropped hair who was wearing a white tie

    Who dressed this guy? Herb Tarlek?
  3. Ben_Hecht

    Ben_Hecht Active Member

    Fredo Corleone.
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! The players couldn't get a drink at the tables!
  5. Jim Tom Pinch

    Jim Tom Pinch Active Member

    Cost the same as lunch with Jessica
  6. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    As cute as she is, I wouldn't bid a thing on Ms. Biel.

    I want Beverley Mitchell.
  7. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    $5 per hour.
  8. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    A Happy Meal for Biel.

    Steak Dinner for Miranda Hobbes.
  9. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    $5 per hour is what I pay my babysitters. As a happily married spud I have no other use for Biel. ;)
  10. D-3 Fan

    D-3 Fan Well-Known Member

    I want to be just like you Idaho!  Though, I need to find an individual to date, marry, raise a family, and command civility on SportsJournalists.com!

    $5/hour is a fair price for babysitters.  I was getting $10/night as a 13-year old babysitting my sister and a few younger cousins.  All I had to do was give them cookies, milk, and a Care Bears video, and I had no trouble!
  11. NoOneLikesUs

    NoOneLikesUs Active Member

    I wonder what the young man is going to slip into Jessica's drink?
  12. GlenQuagmire

    GlenQuagmire Active Member

    For 30K, she better put out ...
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