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How movies would be different if sj members wrote them (Please read first post)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by dooley_womack1, Apr 5, 2008.

  1. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I want to try this again, since a lot of people thought it was fun. But let's not get killed this time. No riffs on certain personas non grata at sj (you know who they are) and nothing overtly sexual or scantily clad. Here goes:

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    I see Brad Renfro. He was good in The Client.
     
  2. BYH

    BYH Active Member

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    I'm worshipped at SportsJournalists.com and I'm only a junior member.

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    Baseball season is over. All BYH and Zeke had to offer the board was fantasy baseball talk and inside jokes about Carlos Gomez.
     
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  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

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    FNORD!
     
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  4. shockey

    shockey Active Member

    first thing that comes to mind: i'd rewrite the ending of "se7en." :eek:

    sure, the entire flick was great. but i'm still disturbed by the thought of gwyneth's perdy head in a box. :(

    i'm too lazy to actually offer up a written alternative. perhaps my talented friend 21 can give it some thought. ;)
     
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    Tom Petty: I'm actually the star of this film (The Postman). This way it isn't so incredibly bad.
     
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Shockey, far too scholary a take for this thread. ;)

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    Now do you feel insecure about me working with men all day?
     
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

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    BLOGS!
     
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  8. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

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    I'm going to get a FUCKING HAIRCUT!
     
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Is that Leif Garrett from The Outsiders? Looks like him as he's trying to drown Ponyboy.

    "get a fucking haircut, greaser!"
     
  10. John

    John Well-Known Member

    Re: How movies would be different if sj members wrote them (Please read first po

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    And BYH, don't come yet.
     
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  11. lono

    lono Active Member

    Re: How movies would be different if sj members wrote them (Please read first po

    Eight seconds? Was that the best you could do, meat?


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  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    goddamn, that's funny. I wish I'd thought of that. And listened to him too!

    singles and Bull Durham, one after the other...pretty good company for a schlub like me. :D
     
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