How many people have offered to shovel your driveway today?

One of these days, I'm flying down to his world, kidnapping him and throwing him in the snow. Just for grins

 

Cool. When you do, take pictures.

 

"I'll take your money, but I'm not gonna plow your driveway." [/mr. plow]

 

that's one talented cat you have there. but you better make sure it can do video reporting too if you expect it to make it in this business.

 

My cats can't use the camera.... it was 81 today.. the snow pretty much melted before, you know, it could stick....

 

You remember it...you saw it on your hike on Rainier last summer...

 

well then your cats clearly suck

 

I want to hear more about the moose...

 

Oh, I personally didn't see it but my father did. I was downstairs getting rid of the wet laundry from being outside doing some shoveling and getting ready for dinner when my dad told me there was a moose a few feet from the front door. It didn't stay long, but only looked around and went along his/her way. Pretty cool, though.

 

No one offered to shovel my driveway today. But that probably has a lot to do with me not having a driveway. I still think alll my neighbors are jerks.

 

Bums with shovels come.
Crackheads? Unemployed journos?
Beats selling pencils.

Shovel for beer bucks
as lazy 10-year-olds sleep
Get me a forty!

Vagrants wander up
Rusty says "Not here, mister!"
Walk on sunshine soon

Winter's grip holds tight
Rusty's drive remains icy
Shovelers cackle

Hat in hand he goes
"Brother, need twenty dollars?"
"Fuck you," the men say.

Rusty slips and falls
disability comes late
He will shovel soon

 

Awesome. Makes up for the bad joke on the Challenger thread.