How many of you could pass the Canadian citizenship test?

http://www.cbc.ca/citizenship/test.html

I got a perfect score.

I'll be the next Prime Minister.

My cabinet:

HC: Minister of Compulsory Singing

Flash: Minister of Cowboys

FoF: Minister of Skate

Huggy: Minister of Beer

 

I always fuck up the question "How many yards on our football fields?"

 

Psst. JR... look down. Two threads. Maybe one. Maybe look up one...

 

Psst. Slappy. You can't pass the Canadian literacy test. How could you pass the citizenship test.

 

Nice recovery, Slaps.

 

I'd like to think so.

And send me yer damn picks.

 

16/20. How the fuck was I supposed to know the moose wasn't a national symbol and Wayne "Gretsky" wasn't Head of State?

 

16. Who is Canada's Head of State?
Queen Elizabeth II
Jean Chretien
Adrienne Clarkson
Wayne Gretsky


I thought it was Gretzky? What kind of test is this?? Can't even spell the name of their Head of State correctly...

 

I took the test and it gave me no results -- nothin, good or bad.

 

I tried, but after four questions blood started to run out of my ears, so I don't think I could hack it as a Canadian.

 

Then you can be the Minister of Defense.

 

I got 12 out of 20. Technically, I got more than 50 percent.