How many 5-year-olds could you take in a fight?

those little fuckers talk tough, but they can't take a punch.

 

In fairness, though, you have to admit the brass knuckles might have been overkill.

 

little bastard will be gumming his teddy grahams from now on, though.

 

25, and I think those little bitches who made up that survey low-balled me.

I'm guessing I could beat the shit out at least 50 of them.

 

I'm starting to worry about having another kid ... a couple of more and they'll have an army big enough to overthrow me ...

 

that's why you start throwing atomic elbows by the time they're old enough to walk. get the bluff over on those sonsabitches before they're out of diapers.

 

Here's teh thing: I admitted I would throw one of them at others of them. That would HAVE to take out more than 23.

 

I know, right?

 

I scored a 26, and I, too, would throw one of those bastards at a small group of other bastards. I've been in "eight or more" fights, too, so I'm a regular thug.

 

see, you gotta be in a brawl or two before jumping into the ring with a group of pissed off 5-year-olds. rip off their digits and limbs and throw those at the little piss ants.

more bang for your buck.

 

I said that, and I only got 14 of those fuckers.

 

I lost points for not having much balance ...