How long until she joins Anna Nicole?

Paging Patty Hearst

 

Who knows how accurate this is, but it is amusing: http://www.usmagazine.com/britney_spears_rehab

A source at the salon says, "Britney came in and said she wanted them to shave her head." According to the source, when the hairdresser refused, "Britney grabbed the hair clipper and started doing it herself."

 

There are many examples where this statement would be true. Shaving one's head and getting a piercing hardly qualifies as "pissing on morality."

 

Yes.

Really.

We are.

 

By getting one's head shaved? Huh?

You're a complete fucking idiot.

 

Getting back to the title of the thread...

Considering the descriptions of how Britney was acting (sorry, I was bored at work, so I had to read some of the stuff), I wouldn't be surprised if, at some point in the next day or two, something really bad happens.

 

At least now the drapes match the carpet.

 

Home run.

 

Ha! I told a friend earlier today that I thought Britney looks like Squeaky Fromme to me.

 

i, for one, have always found britney's mom to be hot.

shoot me. i like my woman to not look like cue balls in the corner pocket.

 

Doesn't she have a CD coming out soon?
This is all about getting free pub.
She has learned well from Madonna.

 

Or maybe Britney wants to star in the remake of Star Trek: The Motion Picture?