How long has Carrot Top been mainlining steroids?

The third curl bar is just off-camera ...

 

If the Ultimate Warrior had red hair, he'd be Carrot Top.

Jesus Christ.

 

By the way, the Eliza chick on LCS is doing a bad Dane Cook impression ... which is bad because Dane Cook is gar-bage.

 

Yeah but she gets hotter by the week.

She's a nasty, annoying pain in the ass, but...yeah.

 

I've seen the guy walk around in Vegas.
He's in fishnet, muscle shirts. Wears jean shorts low on the waist. That's what the guy looks like. That's him. I don't know what to tell you.

 

He's horrible lookin...

 

And he would have to rally to get there.
He's like a caricature of himself.

 

I've become a Carrot Top Expert of sorts after I saw his show at the Luxor last year. Yeah, he's scary ripped, and the last five minutes of his show, he proceeded to show the crowd just how ripped he was by wearing nothing but spandex biker shorts.

However, the true "knowledge" came via a friend of mine in Vegas. Buddy works out at the same gym, and it's become the worst-kept secret in Sin City that he's been on the juice for about three years. First sign, my buddy (a fairly built guy in his own right) says is the Carrot Traps, which, without some sort of extra help, are essentially impossible to make look like that.

By the way, in that picture, he is indeed wearing pants. He is not, however, wearing pants that cover up his, um, carpet.

And with that, I'm going to go bathe in bleach.

 

I'd hit the living hell out of Eliza. I don't even mind her personality.

While I have no explanation for WTF Carrot Top has done to himself, I'll join others in saying I saw him live in Tahoe (hey, it's close) many years back and he was funny as hell.

 

Lampanelli: I always thought they called you Carrot Top because of your hair. Now I know it's because everybody wants to see you buried up to your forehead in dirt.

 

I'm trying to think of a funny muscular comedian. Joe Piscopo's career went into the dumper when he hit the weights, just something unfunny about it. I'm sure CT doesn't give a crap, he's still getting paid, and paid well. He'll never be respected in his industry, but that doesn't stop anyone on this board from staying in journalism.
But honestly, his "look" is distracting. He can stay on the juice as long as he gives up the botox.

 

The hilarious Norm MacDonald Carrot Top-related interview on Conan:

By the way, Joe Piscopo was never funny, either.