How lazy are you?

That might be worse than my overdue library books. Congrats!

 

eh, you scratch my back I scratch yours ...

 

you said ... scratch.

 

When I was 18, I used to spend a lot of time at my sister's place. She's six years older than me, and we'd been getting along for a few years. I'd go to her place, she'd cook dinner and I'd do the dishes. We'd do this just about every night.

For some reason, maybe I was hanging out with the girlfriend a little too much, I didn't go to her apartment for a couple weeks. And when I did make it there, I took a couple steps and looked into the kitchen, where both wells in the sink were full of dishes -- utensils, plates, bowls, mugs, glasses, pots, pans; you name it, it was in there.

I made it to the end of the hallway, looked to my right and saw her curled up on the couch under a blanket, eating a bowl of Fruity Pebbles in a Cool Whip container. It was possibly the saddest site I've ever seen.

She's my role model, ladies and gentlemen.

 

fruity pebbles. your sister rocks.

 

I'm a fan.

 

Mikey, above, finally figures out why he's regained his virginity.

 

Well, that's one of the many reasons. ...

 

buh, buh that looks nothing like zack.

 

Everything looks at Zack in my eyes.

 

atta kid.

 

He makes me happy.