How is this not an SJ event?

Make sure you vote for Ms. Rocklahoma:

http://www.Rocklahoma.com/vote.php

 

Was he wearing the bumble-bee stripes?

 

That's so awful it goes past ironically cool and back to awful again.

 

And begs the question, which band is the headliner?

 

http://www.Rocklahoma.com/rffartists.php

Anthrax on Thursday, Ratt on Friday, Stryper on Saturday and Twisted Sister on Sunday. That's right, Night Ranger is an opening act.

 

Well, in all honesty, that's just fuckin' wrong. No way Night Ranger should open for any of those bands.

 

What is sadder: Folks listening to this music when they were kids or still listening to it when they're adults?

 

Close call, but Beth. The last one has the best goods, but at 26 is obviously a poseur.

 

Definitely the latter.

 

I fear BYH might have seen this lineup, fainted and hit his head in the fall. Somebody check on him.

 

What, no Poison? Oh that's right: Brett Michaels is tied up with his lame-ass reality show trying to nail a bunch of girls who weren't even born when his brutal hair band was in its so-called prime...