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How Do You Solve a Problem Like This, Maria?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Songbird, Mar 7, 2016.

  1. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member



    "I wanted to let you know that, a few days ago, I received a letter from the ITF that I had failed a drug test at the Australian Open," a somber Sharapova announced after thanking those assembled for gathering on such short notice. "I did fail the test and I take full responsibility for it. For the past 10 years I have been given a medicine called Mildronats by my doctor--by my family doctor--and after I got the letter from ITF I found out it also has another name, of meldonium."
     
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  2. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    Very bad girl. Needs a spanking.
     
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  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I think as long as she shopped around for the best price on the banned drug she should be given a break.
     
  4. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    No big deal if she got it from Peyton's wife.
     
  5. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    She looks 48, not 28.
     
  6. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    LOL. Kate Upton is fat, Maria Sharapova is old.

    Where do you live?
     
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  7. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    I wouldn't kick her out of bed for ingesting Mildronats.
     
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  8. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    In a state of perfection, natch.
     
  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    FTFY
     
  10. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Well, duh.
     
  11. SpeedTchr

    SpeedTchr Well-Known Member

    Careful, guys, the lady has heart failure. Go easy on her.
     
  12. da man

    da man Well-Known Member

    I'd hit it.

    Nice job on the thread title, BTW.
     
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