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How do you deal with Intermittent Explosive Disorder?

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by boots, May 23, 2007.

  1. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    I like a good old fashioned middle finger and lots of cursing, usually with my window down. And you can keep a hand grenade for convenient lobbing. That will show 'em.

    I don't assume people are in a hurry, or are in distress. I just assume the asshole can't drive.
     
  2. Many of whom have a "Jesus Saves" bumpersticker next to an Ohio license plate.

    Damn Buckeyes.
    Get out of the fucking passing lane!!
     
  3. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Or the my kid is an honor student. Your kid may be smart, but you suck ass. MOVE!
     
  4. All this advice arrived too late for....
    http://www.spinaltapfan.com/atozed/TAP00060.HTM
     
  5. Captain_Kirk

    Captain_Kirk Well-Known Member

    bump 'em right into the wall...
     
  6. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Take your 3-year-old with you in the car. Once they remind you a time or two to, "Be nice, daddy" you will learn to relax a bit. Or your head will explode from holding back the yelling and cursing.
     
  7. Platyrhynchos

    Platyrhynchos Active Member

    I thought this thread was about walking farts.
     
  8. three_bags_full

    three_bags_full Well-Known Member

    IED is not road rage. It is an underlying cause of road rage.

    From the Mayo Clinic

     
  9. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    SAYS YOU PUNK!
     
  10. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    I brush my teeth. I feel peaceful afterwards.
     
  11. BigDog

    BigDog Active Member

    Visit your neighbor. That'll calm you down.
     
  12. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    A few random thoughts:

    I've always thought it was better to be anal retentive than anal explosive.

    Whenever the subject of road rage comes up, I recall the image from LA Story where Steve Martin is driving along nonchalantly shooting at other motorists while talking on his cell phone. "Hey, can you hold on? I have to reload ..."

    "He didn't bump you. He rubbed you. And rubbin's racin'."
     
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