How can I prove I'm not Sam Kane?

I'm Sam Kane, and I approved this message.

 

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i had that same exact shit happen to me on my home line in the midwest. i started calling the real aggressive fuckers back first ... about 18 times a day.

"hey dipshit, i'm not sam. how does it feel to have a hunk of your day wasted?"

then i'd wait awhile and call back roughly 17 more times. those fuckers quit calling. one dude threatened to call the sheriff's office, but i told him i already beat him to the punch.

 

check out Clarkhoward.com. Clark has a consumer-oriented radio show out of WSB in Atlanta has has a way to get those F***s off your back.

 

Tell them to hang on until you get your recorder because you are taping this call.
Then tell them that you are not Sam Kane and are tired of taking these calls. Any further calls are in violation of the Fair Debt Collection Practices Act and they are not allowed to call again, other wise you will be contacting your state's attorney general.


Then tell Detroit to trade you right fucking now.

And hang up.

 

Do the whistle. I did it once and the girl scout never ever tried to sell me any cookies ever again.

 

You could tell them Sam Kane died. I bet you could even dummy up an obit at the office to mail to them.

 

Write, can I get your digits?

 

Tell the collector you will e-mail your payment, get his addy, and send it to NAMBLA.

 

Who do you got to go and drag Marlon Brando into this?

 

Hey Sam, did you know your car warranty is about to expire and we need you to renew it??

 

I keep getting similar calls for a Jimmy Simpson. I changed my cell last September and evidently got the former number of Jimmy Simpson, who, apparently, has run afoul of some creditors. They call, and I tell them that this is no longer his number, but they keep calling back. Beyond frustrating.