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How better to get your freak on in the Bible Belt?

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TigerVols, Apr 17, 2015.

  1. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

  2. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

    Amen, brother.
  3. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    How dare that town deprive those swingers their religious freedom!
  4. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

  5. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Dancing standing up draws a lot of ire, too.
  6. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Suddenly the ubiquitous song "Take Me to Church" sounds so much sweeter.
  7. Fly

    Fly Well-Known Member

    And the classic "The Old Rugged Cross" could take on new meanings as well.
  8. TeamBud

    TeamBud Member

    I see pages of double entendre hymns coming. I'll get you started: "Amazing Grace" (assuming one of the flock is named Grace), "How Great Thou Art", "Be Thou My Vision", "How Firm A Foundation", and of course "I Heard Him Come".
  9. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

  10. DeskMonkey1

    DeskMonkey1 Active Member

    "GEEZE, stay OUT our lives and leave us alone.

    But don't you DARE do something we disagree with!"
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