How are we going to pay for this?

The pandering idiot who made that shameful Detroit-jobs promise is no longer "operative", as they say.

 

Executions broadcast on Pay-Per-View. Government keeps 90-95 percent of the box office.

 

No president controls the economy. But the president certainly influences the government budget. Apples/oranges.

 

Do it the Argentine way! Print the hell out of $1,000 bills, drop the interest rate to zero and flood the market with currency! Inflation goes to 1,000 percent and therefore our foreign debt is cut by orders of magnitude!

That's the ticket!




... Straight to Third World status.

 

We'll dig our way out of this the way we always have: hard work, determination, and by selling hundreds of billions of dollars worth of weapons systems to our eventual enemies.

 

The US dollar is now known as the Bernanke peso.

 

Isn't that Reaganomics?

 

The shining arsenal on the hill! A rising tide lifts all battleships!

 

Why mess with a proven formula?

 

They'll pay for it by putting a gun to our heads and reaching into our pockets and taking whatever they decide is our fair share, just like they always do...

 

That's not true. The deficit runs in the trillions.

They'll pay for it by pulling out the Diners Club card and tacking on another bill for future generations.

 

"They" is us.
We get the government we deserve.