Housewives Season 3 opener thread

Never mind Teri Hatcher. That redhead is just fuckin' smokin'. Oh, yeah, Teri and Eva Longoria are pretty cute, too.

 

Did you miss the part about Bree's latest man having killed his wife? How many murderers live in that suburb?


Hey, it's television. When Murder She Wrote was going strong, I always wondered why didn't everybody leave town when Angela Landsbury came to visit? I mean, the minute she was within the city limits, I would have scooped up my family and go on a quick vacation.

 

standman, good call on the quaint little town of Cabot Cove, Maine. Jessica Fletcher always seems to bring a dead body to the show every week.

 

I sure didn't think of her as a 38-year-old here. Never have. I thought of her as mid-20s in "Ally McBeal," and would have guessed around 30, 31 here.

By the way ... my wife was swearing that her voice wasn't perfectly synced up with her lip movements at some points during the show. I didn't notice it. Did anyone else?

 

We're just baiting the culture warriors, aren't we? That inspires me to hop on the train.

 

That's because of the boatload of Botox.