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"We lube them for anal insertion ..."

 

"It's an adult club. And we had 10 persons inside at that moment, three employees and seven customers."

Assuming the employees weren't participating, apparently someone showed up with a partner. Or showed up with two.

By the way, the story does NOT explain how you get from the basement sauna to the second-floor boom-shakka-lakka without marching butt-nekkid through the exterminators.

 

Maze?

 

I'm going to Montreal in a couple of weeks. I'll let y'all know if the club is still there how far you can see from the top of the Olympic Stadium Observatory.

 

You do NOT want to get lost in that maze.

 

Well, if that one's not there, there's a hundred more to choose from

 

Pardon my very limited experience with Canada and Canuckistanis, but in general y'all really are a bit more open-minded about sexual matters than we are down here, aren't you?

 

Monsieurs, Madames,

My trip to Montreal is a week late. During draft week a couple of agents would have suffered burns.

o-<

 

LOL.

 

I went on a college-sponsored ski trip to the Vermont/Canada border when I was 18 or 19. (Brilliant idea, that...sending a bunch of teenagers eight hours from home. NOTHING bad can happen) Bunch of guys on the trip branched off and went to a strip club one night (I had about six dollars on me so I didn't go, that and I was a wimp). Came back with stories of how the strippers would insert posters of themselves in their happy place and give them back to the guys.

So to answer your question...yes. So I've heard.

 

Their shoes?

 

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