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Hot Pockets now save lives

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by TheSportsPredictor, Nov 11, 2015.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Apartment dweller missed crash by minutes

    Jason Bartley’s spur-of-the-moment purchase of a pizza Hot Pocket and a breakfast Hot Pocket kept him away from his apartment a few minutes longer than he had planned — the apartment that was destroyed in the inferno that erupted during the plane crash that killed nine people Tuesday on the eastern edge of Akron.

    Hot pockets are now like kale and blueberries.
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Do we have video of him purchasing those hot pockets? Can a media outlet request a colonoscopy to confirm? How do we know he didn't really buy Twizzlers?
    BDC99 and Fly like this.
  3. JohnHammond

    JohnHammond Well-Known Member

    Bartley decided to stop at Dollar General for that night’s dinner and the next morning’s breakfast.
  4. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

  5. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    Meh. The fire escape will get him.

  6. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Noodling around on the computer. Uh-huh.
  7. JohnHammond

    JohnHammond Well-Known Member

    BDC99 likes this.
  8. Riptide

    Riptide Well-Known Member

    Next week's headline: "Stoner Cashes In on Karma."
  9. Vombatus

    Vombatus Well-Known Member

    Seems like robbers should be able to track down gofundme people.
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