Hot off the Presses, and surely to steam the left

I thought we already won the war. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!

Or am I mistaken?

 

Because we're still fighting that one. The cease-fire is now 55 years old.

 

Kinda like how we never stopped fighting the Gulf War and were in a cease-fire until a few years ago.

 

Hey, terrific! A state of permanent war! On all fronts at all times! What's good for United Technologies is good for America!

 

This thread will not end well.

 

We know where the weapons of mass destruction are! They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat!

 

And such.

 

Could be a month, maybe 6 months.

 

You found out what's going to be chiseled on Fredo's headstone . . . you sneaky devil!

 

Why do I feel like I've read this story before? Oh that's right. Because I have. I've read it every month for the last four years.

I'll be reading this story next month, too. And the month after. Maybe six months from now. Maybe a year, but I doubt it.

 

Talk about Groundhog Day.

 

That was a misprint. The Golfweek editor was hung. All is fine now.