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Hopefully things turned out better for The Bear

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by TheSportsPredictor, Oct 27, 2009.

  1. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Now that she's all grown up, would your little sister like a birthday call from Greg Evigan? Do you think your dad might like Larry Holmes to call him up and thank him for raising such a great son? Maybe Horshack could call your sweetie on Sweetest Day and get her to laugh along with him.

    Yes, these celebrities and dozens more who you never heard of are available for live phone calls (for just $19.95), for a video greeting card (only $5!) or even a 20-minute appearance by phone at your next event, such as a wedding-day congratulations (just $300 -- Mr. Belding available for this one).

    If you ever wondered what all these people are doing now, just give them a 20 spot to call you up and tell you! It will keep some of them out of porn.

  2. Mystery Meat II

    Mystery Meat II Well-Known Member

    Holy shitballs up my ass, The Professor!

    I can ask him who he got it on with on the island (my money: Mr. Howell)
  3. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    Holy hell! Sybil Danning and Vernon Wells! I wonder if I can get them to call me at the same time. That would be tremendous. "Excuse me, BGZ. There's a Warden Sutter and a Wez holding on line one." Fuck yeah! I'll totally be like Chris Farley on his talk show: "Vernon, could you say "They kill us, we kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill! Kill!" like you did in The Road Warrior...I mean Mad Max 2? And how about when you told Aaaah-nold "They offered me a hundred grand. You want to know something? When I found out I could get my hands on you, I said I'd do it for nothing" in Commando. That was cool!

    Hell, IJAG might want to talk to Vernon Wells. Alyssa Milano was in Commando too.

    I wonder if Andrea Thompson would hook me up with a copy of the episode of Arli$$ she was on.

    Should I be concerned that I have absolutely no idea who some of those people are?
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Holy shit, I could pay for Eddie Munster's next fix!
  5. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    Did someone say my name?

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  6. Bad Guy Zero

    Bad Guy Zero Active Member

    I've gotten high with Eddie Munster.

    Butch Patrick is quite possibly the angriest person I have ever met. He really does have a lot of pent-up rage about the path that his life has taken.
  7. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    "I smoked fake pot with Peter Frampton in a movie. That's different from smoking real pot with a guy who looks like Peter Frampton. I've done that way more." [/Mitch Hedberg]
  8. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    If Mikey doesn't get about 15 of those Belding video greetings sent to him in a matter of hours, I'm sorely disappointed in this place.
  9. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    How about Andrea Thompson doing director's cut commentary for the blow job she gave Charlie Sheen in the limo when she played the hooker in WALL STREET?
  10. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Embarrassing fact: I used to LOVE David Naughton on My Sister Sam.
  11. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    Post of the year right there.
  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Order in which I'd order them:

    1. Tom Candiotti (and talk all about Brook)
    2. Kato Kaelin
    3. Tony O'Dell
    4. Bruhman from Martin
    5. Eric Nies
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