Hopefully Jessica Rabbit is next ...

There was probably a one-year window where Playboy could have gotten Britney Spears for $3-$4 million when she was putting on weight, being hospitalized and shaving her head.

Her tours bring in tens of millions a year. No way could they get her than cheap anymore. She doesn't need the money and she doesn't need the attention, so there's no reason for her to do it.

 

Mizzou,

You seem to have a disturbing amount of insight into this.

 

Hasn't Nicole Eggert already done Playboy? Or posed nude for somebody?

 

Don't believe so.

 

She was nude in a movie called "Blown Away" where she fucks both of the Coreys. It came out some time when I was in college.

 

What's funny is the wholesome sister from Charles in Charge was nude in some movie recently. Right now, she's much, much hotter than Eggert.

 

Well, one of them was Mary Ann Mobley, a former Miss America.

 

Really? Well, here it is.
Lamest shoot. Ever

 

I admit, I'm addicted to TMZ, Perez Hilton and any other celeb gossip site.

 

The Kardashian issue was one of the best-selling issues of the last decade. I think they thought they were going to get the same thing with Montag. I have no idea how that issue sold.

They've done really well with the former child star type issues before. The Tiffany and Debbie Gibson issues did really well.

 

Also, according to WWTDD (probably my favorite celeb gossip site), some lady from some show about housewives is posing for the same issue as Reid. So, odds on who gets the cover?

 

Heidi Montag manages to be both good looking and unattractive. That's hard to do.